super-happy-ahegao-fun-club:

lychgate:

when you dont have enough money to pay for daycare AND dog sitting

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This by far the most fucked up post on the internet.

59,458 notes   •   September 03 2014, 01:42 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#horrifying   #fma   

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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65,061 notes   •   September 02 2014, 09:27 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

youdeanatsix:

When I’m home alone it’s a choice of:

  1. Take selfies all around the house.
  2. Masturbate.
  3. Eat everything

Or all of the above.

22,390 notes   •   September 02 2014, 09:19 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

430,813 notes   •   September 02 2014, 02:50 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…………………………………DUMBLYDORE!

 - what tHE FUCK (via twistedtheuntoldstory)
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k1mkardashian:

ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events 

104,227 notes   •   September 01 2014, 07:12 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

nickywires:

it’s cheesy to say it but literally nothing will ever replace the feeling of reading a new harry potter book for the first time the day it was released

16 notes   •   September 01 2014, 05:24 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

evanedinger:

damndanhowell:

I…
I don’t know what to say

DANg

1,993 notes   •   September 01 2014, 05:22 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
notunwise:

Tim Drake (Red Robin) and Kon-El (Superboy) kissing. Drawn by Marcus To at Fan Expo 2014, in Toronto.
Here’s the scan, as promised!
Welcome to my entirely too many new followers that I acquired while I was in the bus back from the convention! I am pretty sure you are all here because of this particular piece of art, so I think you might enjoy my commission tag. Although, fair warning, some of it is NSFW since I don’t only commission DC/Marvel artists.

notunwise:

Tim Drake (Red Robin) and Kon-El (Superboy) kissing. Drawn by Marcus To at Fan Expo 2014, in Toronto.

Here’s the scan, as promised!

Welcome to my entirely too many new followers that I acquired while I was in the bus back from the convention! I am pretty sure you are all here because of this particular piece of art, so I think you might enjoy my commission tag. Although, fair warning, some of it is NSFW since I don’t only commission DC/Marvel artists.